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Back from Miami; more details soon, but for tonight, please enjoy this ridiculous item for sale at The Shops at Bal Harbour.  If you're, I don't know, a recent lottery winner who loves motorcycles and impressionist paintings, it may be right up your alley:


It's almost 200 grand.  As the kids say, I literally can't even with this. Seems like something Donald Trump would like, though, doesn't it?  À bientôt.
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